Lemonade Stand Shut Down by Georgia Police

Selling lemonade is serious business.  You need permits, you need certification, you need papers, man.  This is straight pedigree material and we can't have anyone flipflopping their way through the system trying to serve illegitimate lemonade.  Nope, it's a health hazard.  A safety hazard.  A threat to our national way of life.

You heard it, folks.  Selling lemonade is serious business.  So serious in fact that police officers in Georgia shut down the lemonade stand of three young terroristic-looking girls trying to save money for a "water park".  I'm sure this is street slang for fat illegal drugs, or briefcase bombs.  Either or, these brave police officers managed to stifle this threat on the first day of operation.

Kudos!  The public is a much safer place.

Informed they needed a business license, a peddler's license, and a food permit to operate, the evil little girls promptly shut down shop.  For good.  You can sleep easy tonight.

Costs for the permits run in the neighborhood of 50$ per day, or 180$ per year.

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